The House of Barnes
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Ch. 30 | Wolves in Workout Gear
Some predators peddle scripture. Others wear matching sets.
Sam Ellison & The Case of the Homicidal HOA - Update
Hello, House Guests — Lago Tierra has been busy. Chapters 16–30 of Sam Ellison & The Case of the Homicidal HOA are now live on the site, ready for you to continue your descent into the unsettling, sun-bleached madness unfolding behind those pristine gates. New neighbors are introduced. Masks start
Ch. 29 | The Man Behind the Gate
Some security systems are more dangerous than the threats they guard against.
Ch. 28 | The Dusty Dad Club
Membership requires trauma and a sense of humor.
Ch. 27 | The House Always Wins
Unless you move into the casita.
Ch. 26 | Creamed Spinach and Other Signs
Some people carry light. Others carry a mirror.
Ch. 25 | Death Will Do
Some prayers aren't meant for heaven.
Ch. 24 | The Toast of Tyrants
When power pops, someone bleeds.
Ch. 23 | A Cat, A Corpse, and a Cup of Coffee
Sometimes it takes espresso to process murder.
Ch. 22 | The Beige Rebellion
Perfect families don’t murder themselves.
Ch. 21 | Where the Bodies Are Buried
Some neighbors leave more than pets behind.
Ch. 20 | Of Bellinis and Betrayals
Some drinks go down smoother than the truth.